Amber was telling us a story about a kid who found a Big toe and his mom put it in their stew for supper. Later that night the owner of the toe came looking for it. (Insert random scary ending.)
Suki asked how many of them ate the toe.
Shawn said all of them,and they ate it with a little jam.
Amber, with a completely straight face said, you can’t have toe jam with only one toe.
And then I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.